Generate snake oil product names.
Mr Sidebottom's Pasteurized Pox Extract
Sergeant-Major Horneyman's Fortified Prostate Laxative
Marquessa Ballownie's Inestimable Rabbit Panacea
Gunnery Sergeant Whiplash's Storied Ferret Troches
Senator Tugmutton's Improved Hamster Lotion